yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
