She is in my trunk
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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