Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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