Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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