North Korea, Best Korea!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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