jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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