so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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