Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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