This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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