May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
