i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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