But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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