I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Who died my cat blue again?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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