I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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