its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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