After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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