Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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