told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have post one night stand depression
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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