just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You can't just leave with hair like that
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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