He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
