Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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