Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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