it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
This is the high leading the old right now
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think people are normalizing furries
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
