What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I need to stop coming to work sober
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
