Heybabeimwearingurpanties
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
