"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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