these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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