ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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