I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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