So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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