My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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