is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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