I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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