I don't think brook has ever known best
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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