Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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