Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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