Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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