Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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