well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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