Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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