In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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