you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
