Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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