Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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