eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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