WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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