She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I have fence marks all over my body
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize