Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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