Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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