nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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