No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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