I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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