I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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