fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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